iphone420:

i hope i lose 800 pounds by tomorrow morning

meadowkitten:

*points to ur lap* is this seat taken

hella-g4y:

Do you ever start telling your parents a funny story but then you remember what happened was illegal

The horrible moment when you can feel someone losing interest in you

(Source: vans-supreme)

astound:

i’m in the mood to punch someone

doritoed:

one day i will take a really good selfie and you will be sorry….. you will all be sorry